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		<title>Over Population: 6 Billion Mistakes (P1)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Oct 2008 21:42:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How did life begin, was it Adam and Eve maybe? Some say it&#8217;s because Eve eat the apple but the truth is was that Adam popped the cherry. A lot has changed since the times in the Garden of Eden. The World seems to have gotten a greater sense sexual impurity and a bit crowded. [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=71&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">How did life begin, was it Adam and Eve maybe? Some say it&#8217;s because Eve eat the apple but the truth is was that Adam popped the cherry. A lot has changed since the times in the Garden of Eden. The World seems to have gotten a greater sense sexual impurity and a bit crowded. Wouldn&#8217;t you say? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> My issue isn&#8217;t with all people having children but in general I&#8217;m firmly against stupid people producing offspring. These unenlightened human conveyor belts are quickly plummeting and creating civilization&#8217;s dead end. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">The Origin of Stupid People:</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> It wasn&#8217;t always this way because in ancient times, nature and society would filter out the weak. If you were to dumb to hunt or farm for yourself, you starved. If you were too weak to defend yourself or to stupid to function in society you were, cleansed, enslaved or sacrificed. Those were some great times folks; it was time when nature and human kind was strong, aware, fare, prosperous, self-correcting and completely equal. Because it didn&#8217;t matter who or what kind of a person you were as long as you weren&#8217;t stupid. Everyone who was strong enough to stay alive was an &#8220;Elite&#8221; or an &#8220;Elitist&#8221; </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> Then horrible diseases began to destroy this perfect balance, disease like government, ethnic superiority, wealth and let us not forget good ol&#8217; religion. The wealthy-government controlling-Elite-religious dominating-ethnic supremacists who wanted to command civilization soon found a use for stupid people. Elites soon found them easier to enslave because they found it very hard to control and enslave their equals (the equals who didn&#8217;t want to join the fellow greedy elites were known as &#8220;Individuals&#8221;), so in order to gain power over the masses and the Individuals you must allow the weak to exist. Allow the weak to grow and over populate then use the weak/ stupid to help you over power and kill the individuals who will not fallow you. So the Elites once again started to kill, enslave and sacrifice people but not out of necessity or balance, just out of good old fashion fun. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">21<sup>st</sup> century renaissance </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">In centuries of time all empire fell, monarchies rumbled and dictatorships that controlled the powerful nations began to dissolve away. An Ancient governing tradition began to emerge again call &#8220;Republic&#8221; then later revamped and renamed &#8220;Democracy&#8221;. This state of civilization and society gave power back to the people. Even though the Elites still controlled the governments, it did allow the rebirth of &#8220;Individuals.&#8221; Soon the Individuals can become equal to the Elites and soon bring everything back into a natural balance. The only issue that stops this from happening is the unwillingness of the Elites to give up power. This problem can easily be solved when the Individuals are on equal grounds. Last and most difficult obstacle is the over whelming population and dominance of stupid people. Democracy is pointless is stupid people have the over whelming vote and do as the Elites tell them.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span><span style="text-decoration:underline;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">What is the Answer to the &#8220;Stupid Question?&#8221; </span></span><span style="font-size:14pt;"></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> <span> </span>Over population of the stupid people is the main issue and is stopping the advancement of the &#8220;Individuals&#8221; and is even beginning to seriously threat the Elites. The monster that the Elites allowed to grow is now getting out of control. The only way to stop this plague is to regulate the birth rate. It&#8217;s gotten so bad that not only stupid people but everyone has to slow down or even stopping having children for a period of time. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> <span> </span>Look at Europeans and their success. The reason they are more successful and possess a higher intelligence is because they self-regulated their birth rate.<span> </span>Realizing it would make more sense to create one or two children then focus on them. Rather then giving birth to half a dozen or more neglected, daddy hating, mommy deprived emotionally constipated fuck-ups. Invest your time into one winner rather then 5 uncertain bets.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> <span> </span>One way to regulate stupid people is in order to have a kid; you have to take a test to see if you are fit to raise a child. It would be like an SAT or a Night School course. If you failed by a small margin then you can try to retake it. If you score very low and are an obvious idiot then you should be denied the right to raise a child. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> <span> </span>Better yet make a </span><span style="font-size:14pt;">Holiday</span><span style="font-size:14pt;"> devoted to revival of intellectual purity and have &#8220;National Neutered Day.&#8221; Where all people who are stupid or who don&#8217;t want a child will be surgically fixed so they can&#8217;t have kids. Just solid 24 hour period of &#8220;Snip&#8221; and &#8220;Tie&#8221;. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">My advice to all stupid people who want to have a kid is,</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"><span> </span>&#8220;Tie off the trash bag, so garbage doesn&#8217;t fall out.&#8221; </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;">Drink one for me</span></p>
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		<title>End World Hunger, Eat People</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 22:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just by the title of this Jer-losophy segment, you can tell I&#8217;m probably going to cross a few moral lines here. But….I&#8217;m thinking it could be funny and if I can steal a cheap laugh then that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m going to do. So shut and giggle One of the major issues that are plaguing the [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=65&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Just by the title of this Jer-losophy segment, you can tell I&#8217;m probably going to cross a few moral lines here. But….I&#8217;m thinking it could be funny and if I can steal a cheap laugh then that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m going to do. So shut and giggle</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">One of the major issues that are plaguing the world is…Global Hunger. Trust me hunger blows, you don&#8217;t believe me? Go ask someone who is starving and they will tell you. Starving is something I like to refer to as &#8220;Forced Gandhi-ism&#8221; because it&#8217;s just like &#8220;Fasting&#8221; except you don&#8217;t have a choice.<span> </span></span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">This group of helpless starving people doesn&#8217;t include Super Models, Emo chicks, some of my ex&#8217;s or high school Cheerleaders because they do that dumb shit on purpose. If you&#8217;re going to starve yourself then fine but don&#8217;t puke up the food. Just put the tin foil back on the leftovers and leave it in the fridge for someone else. You&#8217;re already being ignorant, no use in being wasteful as well. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Also for your information, the act of puking up good food while people in other parts of the world bomb each other for a cup of rice. That mind set of western world arrogance is one of the many reasons why terrorists want to kill us, so thanks. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Anyway, you hear about food shortages all around the world but people are an endless commodity. If you read up on it, a lot of cows, pigs and chickens are getting infected with diseases. Like Mad-cow disease but people can&#8217;t get mad cow disease because we&#8217;re not freakin cows. It wouldn&#8217;t matter anyway because people are already crazy, so why not just cut out the middle man and eat mankind. There are 6 billion of us, no one will notice and hell it would help with population control. Just don&#8217;t end up as one of the motherfuckers who getting eaten. It&#8217;s called a food &#8220;Chain&#8221; for a reason, climb up to the top of it. Just trying to help folks, that&#8217;s all.</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Hey! Maybe people from different countries taste like different things,</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Asians, may taste like Chinese food</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Germans, may taste like Weiner Schnitzel </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">British, may taste like tea and crumpets</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Mexicans, may taste like Taco Bell</span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">So on and so forth because these are questions that we need answers to. Our very survival may depend on it. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;">Word from most Cannibals is that people taste like chicken and I don&#8217;t know about you but I think chicken is pretty fucking good. So maybe we are carelessly closing ourselves off from a new, taster and abundant way of feeding the hungry. You don&#8217;t want people to starve do you? I didn&#8217;t think so, so stop being selfish, close minded douche nuggets. </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:large;"><span style="font-size:14pt;"><span style="color:#ff0000;">Drink on for me…</span></span></span></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[For this Jer-losophy segment I will be discussing mostly Christians but not just any old Christians. I’ll be discussing a curtain kind called “Catholics” or as I liked to call them “Hypo-Christians” I have nothing against people who are Catholics and even against the Pope. But even they all have to see the shady, corrupted [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=59&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">For this Jer-losophy segment I will be discussing mostly Christians but not just any old Christians. I’ll be discussing a curtain kind called “Catholics” or as I liked to call them “Hypo-Christians” I have nothing against people who are Catholics and even against the Pope. But even they all have to see the shady, corrupted past and present of the Roman-Catholic faith. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">First off the Catholic Faith is just a modern version of the </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Roman Empire</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">. </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Roman Empire</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> never fell; it just clung on to Christianity then evolved into a new empire. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Ill</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> quickly show you the connections </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">1<sup>ST</sup>-The name of the faith is a dead give away: “<strong><em>ROMAN</em>-</strong>Catholic” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">2<sup>nd</sup>-Where is the Catholic head quarters located? : In “</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Rome</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">3<sup>rd</sup>- Three things make an Empire; territory, a capital city and an Emperor </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"><span> </span>Catholic’s territory- </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Italy</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"><span> </span>Catholic’s Capital- Rome</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"><span> </span>Catholic’s Emperor- the Pope <span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">I Rest My Case….</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Now, Let us try asking a bunch of questions for this article instead of just answering them. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If every major religion in the world admits that their only is one God, why do they give “it” more then one name? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Why are their so many different back stories? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Why don’t they all just sit down and combined each religious story into an “Anthology of Faith” or a kick-ass pop-up book, </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If a priest or nun has to testify in court, do they have to take the oath? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">They already took an oath to be faithful, truthful and they also used the same book as well.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Also, why do you swear on a bible? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">First why would you swear, swearing is curse words, so why would you want to curse the bible? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Why not swear on a Torah, a Koran, a Scientology book, Religion for Dummies manual or even a Karma Sutra? (Hey their used to be many Fatality Gods, Go look it up on Wiki-pedia) <span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If most presidential elections are based on the religion or belief of the candidates then shouldn’t God tell you who to vote for? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Or wouldn’t you at least think Jesus should swing by the Inauguration party with a bottle of celebratory wine. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If Churches don’t have to pay taxes then shouldn’t the money you put in the collection plate be a big tax write off. I mean have its own tax bracket and have them give you a coupon straight from the </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Vatican</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> for “One forgiven Sin” or “One free miracle”. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If you’re a bigger sinner, should you have to pay extra? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">If you pay every Sunday, should you not have to pray as hard?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"><span> </span>Shouldn’t that guarantee you a spot in Heaven? I mean come on; I put my dollar in the “Holy tip jar” every week. If I’m paying my &#8220;Divine Taxes” then I expect a first class, window seat to the Pearly Gates.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">And to all you gung-ho Christians that keep screaming the worlds going to end soon. Please shut the fuck up put the poster board and the marker down. I guarantee you if such a thing happens, ill assure you that you’ll be the first one floating down the flood waters. If it happens, it happens and stop living in terror over a 2ooo year old threat. To all the rest, who keep on blaming evil for our despairs and choose to hide behind the destruction prophets of the Bible. All I say is this…</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Don’t confuse the will of God, with the inabilities and ignorance of Mankind. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:blue;">Drink one (holy glass of whine) for me</span></p>
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		<title>If only 20% of Americans vote, does 80% of the people not matter? (Part 1)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 08:56:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Before this rant even begins, let’s get something straight. I don’t vote because I don’t care about anyone who lives just for power and thinks I need them to survive. I’m not a Democrat, a Republican, a Conservative, a Liberal, Green Peace member, a Communist, a Capitalist or anything else that ends in “ist” and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=53&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">Before this rant even begins, let’s get something straight. I don’t vote because I don’t care about anyone who lives just for power and thinks I need them to survive. I’m not a Democrat, a Republican, a Conservative, a Liberal, Green Peace member, a Communist, a Capitalist or anything else that ends in “ist” and tell you the truth I don’t think I’m even a very good American. <span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">Do I think voting is a waste of time? Well….let’s just say the people we vote for are a waste of time. Politicians are full of themselves and fill their pockets with someone Else&#8217;s stuff. You notice the more of them we elect the more freedoms and money we lose. Is their a connection perhaps????? </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">Anyway, let us begin children. Let’s try to come to an understanding because solutions take to damn long. It’s been proven that only 20% of American people vote and that’s a national figure. But at least that’s a higher score then our public school systems. I look around at the younger generation and boy, do I see a bright fucking future in this nation. By the way, our current public school systems are so advanced and sophisticated; some high school kids can not even count out pocket change. Great job guys, keep that community teaching up.<span> </span>I’ll get back to that issue another time but this comment is kind of connected to my next response. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"><span> </span>People are just fucking stupid, simple and to the point. So it doesn’t matter if most people vote because they will make a stupid choice and vote for who ever they are told to. Truth being, the 20% of people who vote are the small percent that gives a shit. They choice to listen instead of just talk; they grab a news paper instead of beer and rolling paper. To me the masses are nothing more then “Hairless Apes.” Unenlightened, self absorbed morons that are just moments away from flinging their own crap at each other. <span> </span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">Did you ever come to notice that a “voting booth” looks and seems a lot like a port-a-potty? Think about it, a small door in the front, just big enough to do what you need to, paper on hand, they’re both totally full of shit and theirs usually a line of people wanting to use it. At least they have the courtesy to admit the port-a-potty is completely full of shit. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">To be honest I think toilet paper is more useful than an election ballet. Because unlike voting, after you’ve used a port-a-potty, you actually accomplish something and feel a little relief. No Scandals, no lies, no greed, no impeachment, just a drop of the pants, squeeze off a few brownies and you don’t even have to flush. (to be continued) and…still….drink one for me.</span></p>
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		<title>The Obstacles of Old Fucks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:42:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the hell is it with most old people? They’re annoying, crazy and in the way. I mean they have nothing to do all day so; they purposely get in the way of the hard working people. They get up bright and early at the ass crack of dawn. Crawl out of their reclining beds, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=50&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;">What the hell is it with most old people? They’re annoying, crazy and in the way. I mean they have nothing to do all day so; they purposely get in the way of the hard working people. They get up bright and early at the ass crack of dawn. Crawl out of their reclining beds, choke down their 20 medications, pop in there dentures, hop on their rascals then infect the world with their arthritis and ignorance.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> You ascend on the fast lanes of the highway, you clutter the express of stores or any other place you can piss us off and get in the way. You go a whopping 50 miles and hour under the speed limit. You weave in and out of both sides of traffic. Pick a lane and stay in the right side, this isn’t fucking </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;">Europe</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;">.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> Hey I got a question for all of them; do you guys like being retired? Do you like the money that Social Security and all those other places give you? Better yet, here’s the question. Would you like all those programs to pay you even more money? We the middle class worker would love to pay back your years of service but we can’t if your stupidity is keeping a dozen of us hostage in a drive thru.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> Because all I want is my over priced, over sugared, fully caffeinated artificial boost. But no…I’m supposed to be the next one in line but I still sit there with my thumb up my ass for 10 minutes. Stuck behind me in line is some guy who just wants to get to work, so he can get his daughter some braces. Behind him is some waitress who’s pulling 80 hours a week just so she can pay her way through college. But in front of us all, blockading us from society is grandmother dumb bitch fishing out a buck 80 in nickels.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> So the faster we get the work, the more hours we can put in. Meaning that the government can steal just little bit more out of our pay checks and maybe they might give a little more to you guys. Maybe then some of you wouldn’t need to eat cat food anymore. I mean what the hell live a little,</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> Your old, you’re probably going to kick the bucket in a week anyway. So make it worth it, come on just step on the gas. Take that </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;">Lincoln</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> town car and do a buck ten in a school zone. Stay up past </span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;">8pm</span><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> and fuck it be wild, don’t take your heart pills that day. Pull back the clutch on that rascal and pop a wheelie with that bitch.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:14pt;color:#99cc00;"> This Rant excludes all old people who still have jobs and or don’t get in the way. So thank you to our elders who defended our country during war and kept our country running. So enjoy your retirement and please get the fuck out of the way, please and thank you…drink one for me…</span></p>
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		<title>Old Guys who Love Young Skanks: The Invasion of the “Prosta-tots”</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Sep 2008 06:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, what the hell happened to all the little girls in our Country? Where did all these adult-acting, trendy, stuck-up, scantly clad Harlot&#8217;s come from? Granted their has always been whores in society but this is sickening. Their is something in the water, the food or its all the “Whore-moans” in the milk but [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=43&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">First off, what the hell happened to all the little girls in our Country? Where did all these adult-acting, trendy, stuck-up, scantly clad Harlot&#8217;s come from? Granted their has always been whores in society but this is sickening. Their is something in the water, the food or its all the “Whore-moans” in the milk but they never looked like that when I was that young. I only had the goofy, pimply faced, braces wearing, flat chested chicks. Girls so neglected by puberty It felt like I went to an all boys school. In schools I heard its an epidemic of disgrace and one thing I have to ask is &#8216;where are the parents?&#8217;</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">what kind of a decent, responsible adult would find, buys and grants permission to then them wear that shit? The father should feel ashamed because he knows what boys and men think about when they see skin. The mothers should feel worse, sorry you were ugly in high school. But that&#8217;s no reason to be vengeful to your past and pimp out your own daughter. So don&#8217;t you dare bitch and whine when you’re driving her back in forth from the welfare office. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> I hear about many male teachers who send girls to the office because the skimpy clothes they wear make it to hard for him to concentrate. Well maybe you could get more done if you looked down at the books once in a while and teaches. Instead of constantly thinking of and admiring a 15 year old&#8217;s tits. You have a wife you perv, so hold off those “How to catch a predator” urges, wait till you get home then fuck her. If you&#8217;re still worried about your underage fantasy then pound your old lady in the parking lot before you come into work. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> Don&#8217;t worry about “Little-miss Shameless-slut” she&#8217;s going to be knocked up by one of the older Latino students by second semester anyway. And she&#8217;ll be less flashy or radiant when she has runny make-up, slipping grades and a potbelly full of spawn. Her prized set of over sized and highly lifted tits will overwhelm her upper body. Become clock pendulum, swinging passed her knees and making her look like a senior citizen before she even old enough to drink. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> Now, for last group of degenerate, embarrassing, armada of fuck sticks to be attacked. These are the older guys who go for the little girls, these teen girls who look and act like women but are still just little girls. DO you want to know why they act like little girls? It&#8217;s because “They are little girls you scumbag!” </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> And for the record this doesn&#8217;t include the people who have a (Legal) but large age difference, the fell for each other and both are at the same maturity level. I myself have not experienced it but I have seen it and I see no harm. See, I am open minded. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> Anyway, back to battle. The men who prey on young girls only do it because the girl is ignorant and will fall for his B.S. He knows that because women his age won’t deal with his stupid, adolescent episodes. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> “You dropped your rattle”-Should not be a pick up line</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> Chucky Cheese- should not be your hangout on Friday nights</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> A middle School dance- is for middle schoolers only</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> I know “Age ain&#8217;t nothing but a number” but also “Prison ain&#8217;t nothing but bars and I still wouldn&#8217;t want to go their” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">How&#8217;s that for a rant? Any survivors? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;"> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14pt;color:red;">Drink one for me</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="color:red;"><span> </span></span></p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:01:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone said that to me the other day. Didn&#8217;t really have an effect on me but it is a new observation. Haven&#8217;t heard that one before, usually it&#8217;s the same old. You’re thick headed-(This term bores me, not enough substance) You’re selfish-(Usually said by women I date) You’re self absorbed-(Said by people who cant hold [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=34&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoPlainText"><!--[if gte mso 9]&gt;  Normal 0       MicrosoftInternetExplorer4  &lt;![endif]--> <span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">Someone said that to me the other day. Didn&#8217;t really have an effect on me but it is a new observation. Haven&#8217;t heard that one before, usually it&#8217;s the same old.<br />
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"> You’re thick headed-(This term bores me, not enough substance) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re selfish-(Usually said by women I date) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re self absorbed-(Said by people who cant hold a conversation) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Arrogant (That&#8217;s my favorite, makes me smile) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Pigheaded-(Usually said by adults who are incapable of holding their own in an<span> </span>argument) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Conceded-(This saying no longer has meaning because it&#8217;s become trendy   and<span> </span>commercial) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Crude-(Very old word but still has power and boldness) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Rude-(To antique and politically correct sounding) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re an Asshole-(Most frequently heard) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">You’re Egotistical-(Heard once of twice but made me laugh) </span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span><span> </span>Let’s look at that comment closer. You only get what you want because of how you talk to people. For those of you who don&#8217;t get what that comment was supposed to mean. It means that the only reason people ever agree with me or see my point of view to anything, is because I am verbally tyrannical and mentally vicious. Or as I now label myself as the (physiological Big Bad Wolf) I will huff and buff and blow your self-confidence down. Personally and by the view of others (voiced by people who like me and people who are irritated by me) opinions on this comment that its obviously an over kill assumption. Said out of frustration and mixed with an attempt to achieve a psychologist&#8217;s-style conclusion. Even if that be the case, it was still a creative and intriguing statement. I don&#8217;t hear interesting opinions and statements often anymore. Lets take a quick walk through these negative characteristics I&#8217;m branded with, see if we all can&#8217;t understand and learn something in general. And yes that includes me and my think head.</span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>First, let us tackle this idea or thought of many individuals thinking that I&#8217;m better then everyone else. First off this kind of statement is childish and ignorant. If I really thought I was better then EVERYONE. I wouldn&#8217;t bother having a job I&#8217;d just sit back and sell my farts as perfume. So off the bat, anyone who gives me a vague-elementary school based insult doesn&#8217;t even deserve an adult response. And therefor- I am better then you (okay people that last part was just a joke)</span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>Of what I know thus far, the reasons why I&#8217;m told I act better is because I think I am smarter, more educated on issues and see many people as beneath me. Okay, am I smarter then<span> </span>everyone? obviously not. If that was the case i&#8217;d be an astronaut, the first emperor of earth or at least a German. Do I think I&#8217;m starter then some people, yes. If you honestly think you are not smarter then someone around you then your either full of shit or fucking stupid. And by now you would have died by swallowing your own tongue.<span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>The question now is, do I think I&#8217;m smarter then most people? To me their are two different kinds of smart, Book smarts (Told about other&#8217;s experiences) and common sense(learned from your own experiences). Okay then, do I have better book smarts then most people No I don&#8217;t, not at all. I can&#8217;t spell for shit, I have the handwriting of a disgruntled infant, I read slow as hell and I couldn&#8217;t do math to save my own life. These factors are well known to everyone including those who give me such flattering labels. SO how is it I can have and admit these open flaws and still retain the self-proclaimed title of “Smartest Person Ever?” </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span>Now, do I have better common sense then most? Yes, I think I do. I find myself more open minded on curtain things. Others tend to think one dimensional, even though I&#8217;m very firm and stubborn when I come to a conclusion. That&#8217;s because I&#8217;ve either seen it first hand or already read, watched or heard five different perspectives on the topic. Most people just take what they think on an idea and block out all others, no matter own realistic or informal it maybe. So do I think I&#8217;m smarter then people in general? If most people keep thinking one dimensional then yes. I have better common sense then they do and anyone with an open mind does as well. </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>2Nd ,<span> </span>am I more educated on issues then most people? I already basically answer this question with my first response. Since the 3rd part of this question is closely connected we will stick them all together and answer all at once.(don&#8217;t applaud yet theirs still more!!!!) </span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span>Am I better then most people and are many others beneath me? This question I feel is harder to answer because this is the only question that makes me think deeply. Maybe this will help and shed some light,</span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>Every single person is born equal, regardless of color, religion and ethnicity<span> </span>(or whatever other differences we have that seem drastic enough to hate and kill each other over.)<span> </span>We are all equal when we are young. When we don&#8217;t know shit about life, death, greed, rent, relationships, dept, taxes and existence only extends as far as the play ground or as high up into the clouds as we can see. When you reach the age of reason and understanding, that is when you must struggle to find the truth and maintain your equality. If you choose to neglect truth and instead fill your head and heart with pure; discontent, bigotry, hate, fabrication, greed and ungratefulness. You have then revoked your equality and you are beneath others including myself. All I can give is my tolerance and a little joke here and there but if you want my opinion its going to be less satisfying and less kind. I have the choice of speaking softer and changing so people embracing me more. But if I change (even a little) for others then I know I wont like myself anymore and that I refuse. I will not surrender who I am just because others find the taste of raw reality to be sour. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span>I&#8217;m Thick headed- (ever since birth) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m selfish- (Only to people that I think owe me something) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Self absorbed- (mostly in relationships) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Arrogant- (All the time) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Pigheaded- (To people that act like me) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Conceded- (hardly but sometimes for fun) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Crude- (On purpose) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Rude- (when I need to be) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m an Asshole- (To everyone but I have a scenes of humor about it) </span></p>
<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">I&#8217;m Egotistical- (When people tell me I am)<span> </span></span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;"><span> </span><span> </span>Just because I except all of you and your flaws, doesn&#8217;t mean I cant tell you -<span> </span>Your a fucking idiot, you annoy me and your full of shit-. Crude is the deepest kind of honesty you will ever achieve and rudeness will grind off the sugar coating. If you keep feeding everyone sugar-coated bullshit, you&#8217;ll burn cavities in their minds and judgment.<span> </span>And when a truly bad person comes around, the people are defenseless and easily controlled. Weakness is a sign of weakness. Push back and don&#8217;t be afraid to speak from your gut sometimes. I am a humanist even though they don&#8217;t deserve it. </span></p>
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<p class="MsoPlainText"><span style="font-size:14pt;font-family:&quot;">Drink one for me</span></p>
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		<title>(Coalition Against Women with Hairy Arms) or The (C.A.W.H.A.) movement</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:45:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In these times of deep economic resection, confusion, terrorism, Sky-high oil and food prices, War, presidential elections and uncertainty into our country’s future. Their is one issue that no one wants to discuss and people are afraid to even mention. In fear of ridicule and retaliation but we all must address this as a indivisible [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=27&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;">In these times of deep economic resection, confusion, terrorism, Sky-high oil and food prices, War, presidential elections and uncertainty into our country’s future. Their is one issue that no one wants to discuss and people are afraid to even mention. In fear of ridicule and retaliation but we all must address this as a indivisible union and fight the good fight. This threat to liberty, our security and the sovereignty of our nation is (<strong>Women with hairy arms</strong>) that’s right; I’m breaking my silence and standing boldly against the powers of injustice and flawed female grooming. To shout to the masses “Something is wrong here.” </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> This is not including all women, not the ones that may have unnoticeable peach fuzz, not the women who work at the post offices and warehouses, with hairy arms and a fine beard or go-tee to match. Finally, this doesn’t include hardcore feminists or militant lesbians because your hairy arms accentuate your buzz cuts and camouflage very nicely. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> This is against you women who decide to wax your legs, pluck your chins, trim your crotch-el regions and electrolys-size your asses but neglect the hairy “welcome mats” wildly harvesting from their forearms. What’s the issue? Us men stay cut and clean, by shaving, trimming our pickle bush and practice “Man-Scaping.” Actions of these hair-ified females; defies all forms of logic and lawfulness. But we must truly understand that beast before it can be defeated. Most of these women aren’t to blame and must be help. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> Completely unaware of the harm they are causing to our vision and also our way of life as free Americans. Yes, ill explain. It’s simple really, what kind of people are trying to destroy democracy and the freedoms of the West? Muslim extremists! Terrorists who believe such things as, all men should grow out their beards and never shave and all women must fully cloak their bodies with a “Hijab.” Let’s connect the pieces shall we;</span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"><strong>-<em>Extremists can not shave at all – These American women do not shave (their arms)</em></strong></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"><strong><em> </em></strong></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"><strong><em>-Extremists want all women completely covered – These American women are choosing to completely cover their arms (with hair). </em></strong></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> These connections and mountains of evidence are astounding. Unbeknownst to even themselves, these American women are converting to an Islamic extremist world, slowly destroying democracy itself. We must help break them from their furry and unsightly shackles. You are women, not woo-keas okay? The “Chewbacca look” went out of style when we discovered fire. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;">It is now the job of women and men to step forth, to fight this battle on the frontlines. Grab your razors and shaving cream, hold them high and ill lead you to the promise land. To all those women who remain arm deep in hair and disappear I say this, <strong><em>“Shake your fucking arms, it looks ugly as hell and it fucking disgusting.” </em></strong></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Please join me in my battle for freedom. “FREEEEEEDDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!”</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#666666;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Drink one for me…</span></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:26:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve always come to notice that society has been very harsh and negative towards whores and their lifestyles. I find this to be odd and incorrect because you will come to find out whores are apart of our culture and very existence. Look around, those aren&#8217;t nuns and valedictorian women walking around in nipple revealing [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=12&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal" style="color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;">I&#8217;ve always come to notice that society has been very harsh and negative towards whores and their lifestyles. I find this to be odd and incorrect because you will come to find out whores are apart of our culture and very existence. Look around, those aren&#8217;t nuns and valedictorian women walking around in nipple revealing tank tops, hooker kneels, short skirts that broadcast their vertical smile and other shreds of cloth displaying their shame to the masses. Nope, those solicitors of sexual impurity are whores or.. sluts, skanks, aspiring hooker, hussy, wenches, prostitute in training, harlots, tramps, Sceez, Jezebels, piece of ass, Paris Hilton or whatever you prefer to call them. I refer to them as whores because it&#8217;s more traditional and I&#8217;m a sentimental kind of guy. Anyway…</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> <span> </span>Whores are not only apart of our lives they have also changed our history as well. For example, &#8220;Helen of Troy&#8221; a whore that fucked two guys form two different royal families and made them creating one of the largest wars in Ancient times. Which brought the end of Troy and the slaughtering of thousands over one piece of poon tang. She must have been freak in the sack and gone above and beyond the &#8220;call of booty&#8221; or…swallowed.<br />
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Now for example number two or exhibit B, &#8220;Cleopatra&#8221; The First Female Pharaoh to have full ruling power but sadly she wasn&#8217;t and extraordinary women….she ended up being just a whore in gold plated clothing. She offered up her cherry pie to the Roman  Empire&#8217;s Mark Anthony. In hopes of buying them off so they wouldn&#8217;t take over. Well, as you came to notice the plan failed and Mark wouldn&#8217;t share the sloppy 2nds and got whacked by his won peeps. She of course got to see her People&#8217;s beautiful Empire collapse but not before enjoying a pleasantries of a poison snake while setting women back about 1000 years…thanks Cleo! I could go on and on but I think I&#8217;ve already proven my case.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> Point being, whores are apart of whom we are as a species. Respectable women need intelligent conversation, charm and long waiting period for delivery. But a whore, all you need is to give her a cigarette and half a beer then she&#8217;ll at least go down on you. I mean really, do you think respectable women will fuck us guys? No not really, their off bettering their lives and making something of themselves. But whore…their not going anywhere. Nope, they will stay in our Strip joints, bars, offices, laundry mats, School systems, political arenas, entertainment industries and anywhere else you can think of. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Whenever you have a hard day and it seems like the whole world is coming down on you, feeling like you&#8217;re gonna burst. Their you will find a whore to help you and do the bursting with you. Unlike the selfish respectable women who are locked at the knees, for shame!. Whores are out in the public eye servicing the community, </span><span style="font-size:medium;">relief in society and </span><span style="font-size:medium;">promoting unity. <span> </span></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> All I can say to all the whores out there is; don&#8217;t listen to everyone else with their morals and self-respect. You kindly give as well as constantly receive. You make the world go around and even up and down. Keep your back to the bed, your head to the clouds and keep spreading your….ambitions. I salute you whores. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#ff0000;font-weight:bold;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Whores are not a nuisance, they are a necessity. Drink one for me.<span> </span> </span></p>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 06:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Their is a shit ton to cover on this rant so here goes…First off, the only reason I use the internet to converse with people is because its cheaper then my over priced cell phone and I&#8217;m stealing it free from my neighbor. Do not ask to be added to my friends list or send [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=jeremythegreatshow.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4857170&amp;post=10&amp;subd=jeremythegreatshow&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:medium;">Their is a shit ton to cover on this rant so here goes…First off, the only reason I use the internet to converse with people is because its cheaper then my over priced cell phone and I&#8217;m stealing it free from my neighbor. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> Do not ask to be added to my friends list or send me a massage, if you&#8217;re not going to reply back. Don&#8217;t just read it shit head, reply back as well. It&#8217;s called common courtesy. If I wanted to constantly talk and just get ignored, I&#8217;d just jump back into a relationship. These same people then send me massages every month or two saying; &#8220;Hey Jeremy, long time no see, why don&#8217;t we hangout anymore?&#8221; <span style="text-decoration:underline;">It&#8217;s because you don&#8217;t reply back to my messages asshole</span>. Don&#8217;t give me the excuse that you don&#8217;t have time, no one is that busy. It takes 30 seconds to reply, Even Bin Laden has time to reply to his myspace messages (I know because he keeps sending me Spyware). Only my friends over seas have the excuse not to reply back to my messages once and awhile. I understand, you maybe checking your myspace and reading my very message. When you are suddenly attacked by insurgents and a bullet flies past your key board. That&#8217;s fine, through in a clip, kick some ass, clean the blood off your boots then get back to me when you can. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Everyone else is just a self-important prick who needs to stop taking up all their time by downloading porn off Limewire (which is full of viruses by the way). Filling their i-pods with 60 GB of horrid shit, the trendy new songs that pollute our airwaves and our minds. That type of junk has no value to mankind what so ever. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:medium;"> The next person to send me an online request to &#8220;buy me as a pet&#8221; is getting kicked in the throat. Trendy online applications are more irrating then the people who send them. Buying another human being is not called &#8220;buying a pet&#8221;, it&#8217;s called &#8220;slavery&#8221; and that&#8217;s fucked up. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:medium;">Also the internet bulletin board is made for important info and not to document your every useless action. I don&#8217;t care that you&#8217;re eating a fucking pop-tart and if you need to take a shit then just go pinch one off, I don&#8217;t need to read of it. </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-indent:.5in;color:#3333ff;"><span style="font-size:medium;">This is only one internet rant that I&#8217;m sure will bloom into other very insightful and kind blogs. If you feel the same way, please speak up and together we can help stop this menacing cyber constipation. So until then, thanx again… Drink one for me.</span></p>
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