Hypo-Christians: Belief with aside of bullshit
For this Jer-losophy segment I will be discussing mostly Christians but not just any old Christians. I’ll be discussing a curtain kind called “Catholics” or as I liked to call them “Hypo-Christians” I have nothing against people who are Catholics and even against the Pope. But even they all have to see the shady, corrupted past and present of the Roman-Catholic faith.
First off the Catholic Faith is just a modern version of the Roman Empire. Roman Empire never fell; it just clung on to Christianity then evolved into a new empire.
Ill quickly show you the connections
1ST-The name of the faith is a dead give away: “ROMAN-Catholic”
2nd-Where is the Catholic head quarters located? : In “Rome”
3rd- Three things make an Empire; territory, a capital city and an Emperor
Catholic’s territory- Italy
Catholic’s Capital- Rome
Catholic’s Emperor- the Pope
I Rest My Case….
Now, Let us try asking a bunch of questions for this article instead of just answering them.
If every major religion in the world admits that their only is one God, why do they give “it” more then one name?
Why are their so many different back stories?
Why don’t they all just sit down and combined each religious story into an “Anthology of Faith” or a kick-ass pop-up book,
If a priest or nun has to testify in court, do they have to take the oath?
They already took an oath to be faithful, truthful and they also used the same book as well.
Also, why do you swear on a bible?
First why would you swear, swearing is curse words, so why would you want to curse the bible?
Why not swear on a Torah, a Koran, a Scientology book, Religion for Dummies manual or even a Karma Sutra? (Hey their used to be many Fatality Gods, Go look it up on Wiki-pedia)
If most presidential elections are based on the religion or belief of the candidates then shouldn’t God tell you who to vote for?
Or wouldn’t you at least think Jesus should swing by the Inauguration party with a bottle of celebratory wine.
If Churches don’t have to pay taxes then shouldn’t the money you put in the collection plate be a big tax write off. I mean have its own tax bracket and have them give you a coupon straight from the Vatican for “One forgiven Sin” or “One free miracle”.
If you’re a bigger sinner, should you have to pay extra?
If you pay every Sunday, should you not have to pray as hard?
Shouldn’t that guarantee you a spot in Heaven? I mean come on; I put my dollar in the “Holy tip jar” every week. If I’m paying my “Divine Taxes” then I expect a first class, window seat to the Pearly Gates.
And to all you gung-ho Christians that keep screaming the worlds going to end soon. Please shut the fuck up put the poster board and the marker down. I guarantee you if such a thing happens, ill assure you that you’ll be the first one floating down the flood waters. If it happens, it happens and stop living in terror over a 2ooo year old threat. To all the rest, who keep on blaming evil for our despairs and choose to hide behind the destruction prophets of the Bible. All I say is this…
Don’t confuse the will of God, with the inabilities and ignorance of Mankind.
Drink one (holy glass of whine) for me
you’ve said it yourself, before : “truth is simple, lies are complicated”. why tell people the truth and show them, the love God has for them, when all can be a little more complicated but more profitable at the same time. Does it matter you sell lies to people as long as you make a profit?!…maybe…if their stupid enough to buy it, they can live with it too…and in this case, on this Earth you’re free of charge.
As in many cases, in many day to day situations, people just choose to stay in darkness, just because truth would set them free, and sometimes the weight of sin is lighter than the brightness of light.
andrea said this on September 25, 2008 at 8:05 pm