Old Guys who Love Young Skanks: The Invasion of the “Prosta-tots”

First off, what the hell happened to all the little girls in our Country? Where did all these adult-acting, trendy, stuck-up, scantly clad Harlot’s come from? Granted their has always been whores in society but this is sickening. Their is something in the water, the food or its all the “Whore-moans” in the milk but they never looked like that when I was that young. I only had the goofy, pimply faced, braces wearing, flat chested chicks. Girls so neglected by puberty It felt like I went to an all boys school. In schools I heard its an epidemic of disgrace and one thing I have to ask is ‘where are the parents?’

what kind of a decent, responsible adult would find, buys and grants permission to then them wear that shit? The father should feel ashamed because he knows what boys and men think about when they see skin. The mothers should feel worse, sorry you were ugly in high school. But that’s no reason to be vengeful to your past and pimp out your own daughter. So don’t you dare bitch and whine when you’re driving her back in forth from the welfare office.

I hear about many male teachers who send girls to the office because the skimpy clothes they wear make it to hard for him to concentrate. Well maybe you could get more done if you looked down at the books once in a while and teaches. Instead of constantly thinking of and admiring a 15 year old’s tits. You have a wife you perv, so hold off those “How to catch a predator” urges, wait till you get home then fuck her. If you’re still worried about your underage fantasy then pound your old lady in the parking lot before you come into work.

Don’t worry about “Little-miss Shameless-slut” she’s going to be knocked up by one of the older Latino students by second semester anyway. And she’ll be less flashy or radiant when she has runny make-up, slipping grades and a potbelly full of spawn. Her prized set of over sized and highly lifted tits will overwhelm her upper body. Become clock pendulum, swinging passed her knees and making her look like a senior citizen before she even old enough to drink.

Now, for last group of degenerate, embarrassing, armada of fuck sticks to be attacked. These are the older guys who go for the little girls, these teen girls who look and act like women but are still just little girls. DO you want to know why they act like little girls? It’s because “They are little girls you scumbag!”

And for the record this doesn’t include the people who have a (Legal) but large age difference, the fell for each other and both are at the same maturity level. I myself have not experienced it but I have seen it and I see no harm. See, I am open minded.

Anyway, back to battle. The men who prey on young girls only do it because the girl is ignorant and will fall for his B.S. He knows that because women his age won’t deal with his stupid, adolescent episodes.

“You dropped your rattle”-Should not be a pick up line

Chucky Cheese- should not be your hangout on Friday nights

A middle School dance- is for middle schoolers only

I know “Age ain’t nothing but a number” but also “Prison ain’t nothing but bars and I still wouldn’t want to go their”

How’s that for a rant? Any survivors?

Drink one for me

~ by jeremythegreatshow on September 18, 2008.

2 Responses to “Old Guys who Love Young Skanks: The Invasion of the “Prosta-tots””

  1. Age ain’t nothing but a number” but also Prison ain’t nothing but bars but I still wouldn’t want to go there

    You are to funny

  2. I love what you write man. Its hilarious. Noone really knows why old gross men with shrivled balls think they have a chance with girls, unless they are scandelous money craving, std infested hoes that would would suck a dick for even five dollars. It just doesnt make any sense to me.

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