The splendor of sluts, the harmony of whores

I’ve always come to notice that society has been very harsh and negative towards whores and their lifestyles. I find this to be odd and incorrect because you will come to find out whores are apart of our culture and very existence. Look around, those aren’t nuns and valedictorian women walking around in nipple revealing tank tops, hooker kneels, short skirts that broadcast their vertical smile and other shreds of cloth displaying their shame to the masses. Nope, those solicitors of sexual impurity are whores or.. sluts, skanks, aspiring hooker, hussy, wenches, prostitute in training, harlots, tramps, Sceez, Jezebels, piece of ass, Paris Hilton or whatever you prefer to call them. I refer to them as whores because it’s more traditional and I’m a sentimental kind of guy. Anyway…

Whores are not only apart of our lives they have also changed our history as well. For example, “Helen of Troy” a whore that fucked two guys form two different royal families and made them creating one of the largest wars in Ancient times. Which brought the end of Troy and the slaughtering of thousands over one piece of poon tang. She must have been freak in the sack and gone above and beyond the “call of booty” or…swallowed.

Now for example number two or exhibit B, “Cleopatra” The First Female Pharaoh to have full ruling power but sadly she wasn’t and extraordinary women….she ended up being just a whore in gold plated clothing. She offered up her cherry pie to the Roman Empire’s Mark Anthony. In hopes of buying them off so they wouldn’t take over. Well, as you came to notice the plan failed and Mark wouldn’t share the sloppy 2nds and got whacked by his won peeps. She of course got to see her People’s beautiful Empire collapse but not before enjoying a pleasantries of a poison snake while setting women back about 1000 years…thanks Cleo! I could go on and on but I think I’ve already proven my case.

Point being, whores are apart of whom we are as a species. Respectable women need intelligent conversation, charm and long waiting period for delivery. But a whore, all you need is to give her a cigarette and half a beer then she’ll at least go down on you. I mean really, do you think respectable women will fuck us guys? No not really, their off bettering their lives and making something of themselves. But whore…their not going anywhere. Nope, they will stay in our Strip joints, bars, offices, laundry mats, School systems, political arenas, entertainment industries and anywhere else you can think of.

Whenever you have a hard day and it seems like the whole world is coming down on you, feeling like you’re gonna burst. Their you will find a whore to help you and do the bursting with you. Unlike the selfish respectable women who are locked at the knees, for shame!. Whores are out in the public eye servicing the community, relief in society and promoting unity. 

All I can say to all the whores out there is; don’t listen to everyone else with their morals and self-respect. You kindly give as well as constantly receive. You make the world go around and even up and down. Keep your back to the bed, your head to the clouds and keep spreading your….ambitions. I salute you whores.

Whores are not a nuisance, they are a necessity. Drink one for me.

~ by jeremythegreatshow on September 15, 2008.