Internet fanatics and cyber trends
Their is a shit ton to cover on this rant so here goes…First off, the only reason I use the internet to converse with people is because its cheaper then my over priced cell phone and I’m stealing it free from my neighbor.
Do not ask to be added to my friends list or send me a massage, if you’re not going to reply back. Don’t just read it shit head, reply back as well. It’s called common courtesy. If I wanted to constantly talk and just get ignored, I’d just jump back into a relationship. These same people then send me massages every month or two saying; “Hey Jeremy, long time no see, why don’t we hangout anymore?” It’s because you don’t reply back to my messages asshole. Don’t give me the excuse that you don’t have time, no one is that busy. It takes 30 seconds to reply, Even Bin Laden has time to reply to his myspace messages (I know because he keeps sending me Spyware). Only my friends over seas have the excuse not to reply back to my messages once and awhile. I understand, you maybe checking your myspace and reading my very message. When you are suddenly attacked by insurgents and a bullet flies past your key board. That’s fine, through in a clip, kick some ass, clean the blood off your boots then get back to me when you can.
Everyone else is just a self-important prick who needs to stop taking up all their time by downloading porn off Limewire (which is full of viruses by the way). Filling their i-pods with 60 GB of horrid shit, the trendy new songs that pollute our airwaves and our minds. That type of junk has no value to mankind what so ever.
The next person to send me an online request to “buy me as a pet” is getting kicked in the throat. Trendy online applications are more irrating then the people who send them. Buying another human being is not called “buying a pet”, it’s called “slavery” and that’s fucked up.
Also the internet bulletin board is made for important info and not to document your every useless action. I don’t care that you’re eating a fucking pop-tart and if you need to take a shit then just go pinch one off, I don’t need to read of it.
This is only one internet rant that I’m sure will bloom into other very insightful and kind blogs. If you feel the same way, please speak up and together we can help stop this menacing cyber constipation. So until then, thanx again… Drink one for me.
