(Coalition Against Women with Hairy Arms) or The (C.A.W.H.A.) movement

In these times of deep economic resection, confusion, terrorism, Sky-high oil and food prices, War, presidential elections and uncertainty into our country’s future. Their is one issue that no one wants to discuss and people are afraid to even mention. In fear of ridicule and retaliation but we all must address this as a indivisible union and fight the good fight. This threat to liberty, our security and the sovereignty of our nation is (Women with hairy arms) that’s right; I’m breaking my silence and standing boldly against the powers of injustice and flawed female grooming. To shout to the masses “Something is wrong here.”

This is not including all women, not the ones that may have unnoticeable peach fuzz, not the women who work at the post offices and warehouses, with hairy arms and a fine beard or go-tee to match. Finally, this doesn’t include hardcore feminists or militant lesbians because your hairy arms accentuate your buzz cuts and camouflage very nicely.

This is against you women who decide to wax your legs, pluck your chins, trim your crotch-el regions and electrolys-size your asses but neglect the hairy “welcome mats” wildly harvesting from their forearms. What’s the issue? Us men stay cut and clean, by shaving, trimming our pickle bush and practice “Man-Scaping.” Actions of these hair-ified females; defies all forms of logic and lawfulness. But we must truly understand that beast before it can be defeated. Most of these women aren’t to blame and must be help.

Completely unaware of the harm they are causing to our vision and also our way of life as free Americans. Yes, ill explain. It’s simple really, what kind of people are trying to destroy democracy and the freedoms of the West? Muslim extremists! Terrorists who believe such things as, all men should grow out their beards and never shave and all women must fully cloak their bodies with a “Hijab.” Let’s connect the pieces shall we;

-Extremists can not shave at all – These American women do not shave (their arms)

-Extremists want all women completely covered – These American women are choosing to completely cover their arms (with hair).

These connections and mountains of evidence are astounding. Unbeknownst to even themselves, these American women are converting to an Islamic extremist world, slowly destroying democracy itself. We must help break them from their furry and unsightly shackles. You are women, not woo-keas okay? The “Chewbacca look” went out of style when we discovered fire.

It is now the job of women and men to step forth, to fight this battle on the frontlines. Grab your razors and shaving cream, hold them high and ill lead you to the promise land. To all those women who remain arm deep in hair and disappear I say this, “Shake your fucking arms, it looks ugly as hell and it fucking disgusting.”

Please join me in my battle for freedom. “FREEEEEEDDOOOOOMMMMM!!!!”

Drink one for me…

~ by jeremythegreatshow on September 15, 2008.